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Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown

I get pretty sad, but I try and stay rad

Young %@&*!, 22, I sometimes draw and I do something called Crywank. Please talk to me.

iamcrywank@gmail.com


Legalize.
May 8 '13
May 7 '13

Yesterday in London I went up a big hill and recorded some songs with my friends Poodle, Ren and Joe. Here’s what we did! (Share if you care).

Apr 3 '13
yurei-chan:

i drew a flyer for the brighton hop along show. please reblog and come to it if you can x

Hannah B’z the bezt!

yurei-chan:

i drew a flyer for the brighton hop along show. please reblog and come to it if you can x

Hannah B’z the bezt!

Mar 29 '13
bradenf:

A photo from today’s Woodpile Sound InSession with Crywank

bradenf:

A photo from today’s Woodpile Sound InSession with Crywank

Mar 19 '13

James Is Going To Die Soon (2010)
http://www.mediafire.com/?ioss4t89pkqx13y

Narcissist On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown (2012)
http://www.mediafire.com/?03yoqg056ejd8dl

Tour Demos (2013)
http://www.mediafire.com/?qcrc6kwagxfqotf

Mar 17 '13
Crywank 2013

Crywank 2013

Mar 13 '13

hideousnight:

Sorry but what is Nostril Tampon about

A girl whose mother makes her pretend to be a boy, with a fake penis, because young girls make her feel insecure, and the girl then menstruates from her nose?

What

I’ll hook you up with the story, I get e-mails about this a lot asking! It’s just a silly story really from my youth.

I’ve always been a really paranoid person. When I was young I had truman show fantasies about being filmed all the time, another example is thinking my parents had paid everyone I was friends with to be friends with me. In my early teenage years I was quite the late developer, and around the time the song is based it was starting to become obvious in comparison with the other boys in my school year. I was one of the smallest boys, tiny frame, my body was hairless and my dick wasn’t growing. I remember thinking it sucked and dwelling on it all the time.

At school we where given diaries to write down notes about work in, but I’d also write small facts about things that had happened at school that day in mine. Upon re-reading through the diary later in the year I’d noticed something bizarre that had continued the following month after noticing it. Although I’d always had regular nosebleeds throughout my childhood, I’d noticed in the diary that every month around the 20th to the 25th I’d recorded having one or two nosebleeds.

The paranoid maniac that lives within me went nuts. I begun piecing together evidence from my life to support a pretty dumb theory. That my parents had given me a sex change at birth and connected my fallopian tubes to my nostrils. My mum used to sometimes talk about how happy she was to have two boys, as she thought girls would have made her feel old and judged her dress sense (she gets silly and insecure too). This was obviously her subtle way of telling me that I had an infant sex change because of her insecurities, thus  explaining my small frame, never-growing penis and also the fact that i used to try on my female friends clothes when I was really young.

Then the nosebleeds stopped, I grew some pubes and some more dick and felt pretty stupid about how worked up I can get over nothing. Then I wrote a song, but to try and not make it too obvious wrote it from the perspective of myself when I was young. Then I explained the song online afterwards for the eyes of the ever-judging internet and felt kind of stupid again.

New album out this summer guys :)

Jan 23 '13
I got a mullet.

I got a mullet.

Jan 23 '13

oh-thou asked:

I just really really wanted to say thank you. Both of your albums have come into my life recently and at just the right time. JIGTDS was posted in a sadcore /mu/ thread and I was intrigued the second I saw the name (well done). Since giving the albums a deep listen, including getting drunk to them and weeping uncontrollably, I have become influenced enough to try and start my own acoustic project to project my cryptic emotions. So again, thankyou James. I love you.

thats amazing to hear! my e-mail is iamcrywank@gmail.com , please e-mail me your stuff i’d love to hear it! all the best!

Jan 23 '13

Anonymous asked:

What kind of shoes do you wear? c:

bad ones that are falling apart :)